23+ (Cute) Short Girl Quotes that will put an Instant smile on your face

Each person is different..

And Yes, each person has a different height too..

But only some people are cute.. I mean short.. 🙂

I don’t know how men feel when they are short, but for women, being short is definitely cute and adorable..

So, to all those bubbly short girls there, here are some ‘cutest of the cute’ short girl quotes that put a pink blush on your face.

And Yes.. There are a bunch of funny quotes included, which only short girls will understand.. 🙂

23+ (Cute) Short Girl Quotes that will put an Instant smile on your face

Never underestimate the power of a short girl. In fact, short height is a plus point when coming to fights. Not agreed? Read the quote then..

_Don't piss off a short girl. They are cute, adorable, tiny, ninjas of death...who are at a perfect height to punch in the b_lls!_

” Don’t piss off a short girl. They are cute, adorable, tiny, ninjas of death…who are at a perfect height to punch in the b*lls!

Short girls are “Badass”

 

If you are short, you’ll definitely see some additional romantic benefits with your boyfriend. Especially if he wants to kiss you..

IF YOU ARE A SHORT GIRL LIKE ME, THERE ARE

” If you are a short girl like me, there are only ‘4’ ways to kiss a tall guy:

  1. He bends over.
  2. He picks you up.
  3. You jump into his arms and pull him close or
  4. You grab the damn step ladder.

 

Of course, short girls are just like kids. Raise your hand, if you ever felt this..

SHORT GIRL PROBLEM_My feet don't touch the ground when I sit down

” SHORT GIRL PROBLEM:

My feet don’t touch the ground when I sit down

 

Next time, ask your friend, what’s the biggest philosophical truth your height represents.. Most probably he won’t guess the answer.Life is Short.. And So am I

” Life is Short.. And So am I

 

Sometimes it’s almost impossible to scare someone with anger. Maybe because of looking short and cute even with aggression.

 Short Girl Problem: You don’t look scary when you are mad

” Short Girl Problem: You don’t look scary when you are mad

 

OMG! The biggest nightmare. People, please understand that it’s just 5lbs and not 15lbs..

Short Girl Problems: When you gain 5 lbs but it looks like you gained 15

SHORT GIRL PROBLEMS:

When you gain 5 lbs but it looks like you gained 15

 

Yeah, of course, easy to lift but, what about easy to love?

Short Girls are easy to lift and easy to love

” Short Girls are easy to lift and easy to love

 

This is the reason when someone says cute, it almost feels like an insult..

I'm not short..... My height is just cute _)

I’m not short….. My height is just cute 🙂

 

Yeah, The heartbeats feel so good, whenever it is the time of hugging..

Marry a short girl because they give the best hugs & could listen your heart beat too...

Marry a short girl because they give the best hugs & could listen your heart beat too…

 

Guess, the list can be even bigger… But hope it’s more than enough to prove the point to other people.

” Perks of being short:

  1. You will always be adorable.
  2. You can wear heels without being too tall.
  3. Lots of legroom.
  4. Evidence suggests that short people live longer.
  5. Most guys prefer shorter girls.
  6. Tippy-toe kisses.
  7. You look younger than you really are.

 

Please don’t search for the meaning of midgets on google.. Yeah, of course, it’s offensive.. 🙂

Short Girls are as mean as Fu*k.. “Little Violent midgets”

” Short Girls are as mean as Fu*k.. “Little Violent midgets”

 

If researchers publish their works in the public domain, everyone would be definitely jealous of shortness..

studies show women who are short in height tends to be more ambitious, independent,, feisty & achieve more financially.

Studies show women who are short in height tends to be more ambitious, independent,, feisty & achieve more financially.

 

Awwww… The sweetest truth. I Bet some people don’t even have the luxury to enjoy this comfort. Definitely, their half body will be out.

Short Girl’s Advantage: Sleeping comfortably on couch

” Short Girl’s Advantage: Sleeping comfortably on couch

 

Don’t need long paragraphs.. Just a few lines of this quote is enough to explain the cuteness.

i'm not short, i'm funsized, bite sized, vertically efficient and great at hugging

I’m not short, I’m funsized, bite sized, vertically efficient and great at hugging

 

I think it’s December 21st. Never mind, if it is celebrated every day..

Today is National Short Girl Appreciation Day

” Today is National Short Girl Appreciation Day

 

Of course, not intimidated by anything..Yes, I am short.. No, I’m not intimidated by you because you are taller

” Yes, I am short.. No, I’m not intimidated by you because you are taller

 

The Biggest Truth every man should understand.. Need to look up to you anyways.

Don’t Flatter yourself.. I only look up to you because I am short

” Don’t Flatter yourself.. I only look up to you because I am short

 

Guess, There are a lot of options.. In fact, almost everyone who meets.

Short Girl’s Advantage: Finding a Taller Guy has been never difficult

” Short Girl’s Advantage:  Finding a Taller Guy has been never difficult

 

Shhhhh! Keep calm and put this as your status.. Keep an obligation that, Everyone who loves you must keep it too:)

Keep Calm and Love a short Girl

” Keep Calm and Love a short Girl

 

No one should ask anything from the kitchen shelves..

Short Girl’s Problem: Having to climb up on counter top to reach things from the high shelves in cabinets in the kitchen

” Short Girl’s Problem:  Having to climb up on counter top to reach things from the high shelves in cabinets in the kitchen

 

Fierce.. I repeat Fierce

And though she be but little.. she is fierce

And though she be but little, “she is fierce”

 

The elder one should be taller right? Then how can this happen?

Shorty Problem: When your sibling starts to get taller than you

” Shorty Problem:  When your sibling starts to get taller than you

 

Only mean towards the things that are loved..

Short girls are so mean because they are closer to hell.

” Short girls are so mean because they are closer to hell.

 

Tall vs Short? Of course, cuteness always surpasses hotness every time..

Tall Girls are Hot – Short Girls are cute

” Tall Girls are Hot – Short Girls are cute

 

 

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